Bonjour chéris! This is Colette speaking with a very interesting gossip! *giggles* As some of you may now know, there’s a new resident in our complex. He is Monsieur Graham Keaton. He came from Japan but he speaks very fluent English. I believe he’s an Englishman with a very very sexy British accent. Yum. I find him very charming and quite a gentleman. However, just like Khursten, I’m very surprised that our dear Haruna is angry at Monsieur Keaton! C’est horrible!

Actually, she’s been grumpy for weeks ever since she found out that Khursten was bringing in Monsieur Keaton as our new neighbor. Haruna has been very upset since then and until now, she refuses to meet dear Graham. On the other hand, he has been very kind about it and said given time Haruna might talk to him. He was so sweet! When he moved in last Saturday, he even gave us sweet dumplings from Japan. So delightful!

Oh! Oh! On to the gossip! Yes! So Khursten asked me to investigate (she has been very busy, poor girl!) and I asked Ayumi and Monsieur Snake about it and…

… Graham and Haruna used to live together!! J’ai été absolument choqué!

Ayumi wasn’t sure but she knows that in high school, she noticed that the two always went to school together but they said they were not a couple! Je n’y crois pas! Isn’t that suspicious? Maybe they pretended not to be a couple so they won’t spark rumors of their illicit affair! So young and they lived together! Maybe… MAYBE… they had a bitter break up. I mean Haruna did leave Japan much much earlier and she could have left without telling Monsieur Keaton and now he’s here and he’s chasing her to sweep her back to his arms~ Monsieur Keaton, tu es tellement mignon!

Oh but there are still some loose ends which I’m sure Haruna might tell us someday. Monsieur Snakey felt like he had to say something but didn’t when Ayumi and I were already fantasizing the probability of Monsieur Keaton as Haruna’s former lover. Oh! Romantique! I will investigate more in a few days to come. I’m sure we’ll have more juicy gossip about Haruna and Monsieur Keaton.

P.S. I am still getting used to English, so do pardon my French every now and then. Everyone here almost talks Japanese. How unlucky for me.